دو تعریف جالب از جانب Fred Allen :

 A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized 

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done!

خاموما از این جمله ناراحت نشن چون از زبان یک زن گفته شده:

It's not easy to be a woman :

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
 (Dolly Parton)

اما من واقعا تو این یکی حرفش موندم. شما کمک کنید. این چی میگه؟!:

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.